Why is it that...?

Why is it that flies ONLY buzz around my face and head? It's one of the most irritating things I have ever experienced!

Why is it that the wind only blows my hair INTO my eyes? Even when it's tied back, I still look like a wild woman.

Why is it that my fingernails grow like weeds when I'm in the tropics? They only collect dirt here but won't grow for weeks when I'm at home.

Why is it that my cravings for junk food bring me to my knees here? I can walk by it in a grocery store at home without a second glance.

Why is it that I find it acceptable to smell like a wet dog living on the streets? This should NEVER be acceptable!

Why is it that I continue to find spiders the most repulsive things on the planet? I know they have a job to do but I really don't care.

Why is it that I'm the only one around who can only speak one language? THAT'S pathetic! (does my little bit of french count???)

Why is it that wherever you are in the world, there is always drama? Get over it already and just get along!

Why is it that I always want to be doing what I'm not doing. I want to be diving right now!

Why is it that I don't feel the least bit guilty when I sit here and pretend to look busy? I really should do something...